So I hear anyway.

I don't think its interesting at all, just the same old story with different characters, or the same characters wearing different style hats.  Admittedly it does get a bit interesting once the pool guy enters the fray, and then there' s clothes flying everywhere and really really bad 80s music.  And it all ends in tears.  Well that and a clean pool.

So I'm thinking about implementing a new chase policy.  The Chase(TM) is old and outdated, it no longer works in this world of mobile phones, the internet and mobile jet packs.  Times have a'changing.  And The Chase(TM) must evolve with it or die a slow death.

But then I realise that I really cannot be bothered making up a new policy.  Thats what our elected parlimentary officals are there for, to make public policy.  So I put it on you Bracksy, guide my ways and implement a new chase legislation.  Or you can organise a think-tank or inter-governmentary investigation or committee or whatever bullshit words that you use to say everything but mean nothing.